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hi! my name is zombie and i'm typing this in the dark. i like monsters and music and magic and anime trash and i write sometimes.

to play music, skip first song.

How to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes…

disneyvillainsforjustice:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

We can learn a lot form this man.

-King Candy

(Source: kinginawolfsuit)

posted: 4 hours ago

japril13:

reblog if you’re the gay sister

posted: 5 hours ago
sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

alizabug:

good night

posted: 6 hours ago
cazadork:

crystal gems sleep sleepy 
sleepy gems

cazadork:

crystal gems sleep sleepy 

sleepy gems

constella:

probably one of my favorite quotes

constella:

probably one of my favorite quotes

memedong:

memedong:

what if i just
fucking showed up to anime boston like this
yes hello mr hussie can you sign the dignity i just threw out the goddamn window like an animal

10,000 notes
this piece of shit has 10,000 notes
hundreds of people willingly made the decision to have a picture of me, donned in a teletubby suit, put on their blog
unbelievable are you proud of me mom

memedong:

memedong:

what if i just

fucking showed up to anime boston like this

yes hello mr hussie can you sign the dignity i just threw out the goddamn window like an animal

10,000 notes

this piece of shit has 10,000 notes

hundreds of people willingly made the decision to have a picture of me, donned in a teletubby suit, put on their blog

unbelievable are you proud of me mom

posted: 8 hours ago
Nathanael Platier | "ZELDA: Fairy Fountain"

nathanael-platier:

HEY LISTEN!!

FAIRY THEME REMIX FROM ZELDA!!! WOOT! 

Keep listening for a bit because each repeat adds a new part to it. It took forever to figure out the boys choir but i think it sounds nice :3

I thought I’d upload a slightly older song.

If you enjoyed please tell me what you think.

Tear gas

smidgetz:

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

That’s insane, please be careful y’all

posted: 9 hours ago
hopesploded:

you lost, bro.

hopesploded:

you lost, bro.

posted: 9 hours ago

incase you missed this in my drunken stooper

necrophiliaczooplankton:

bromoyed:

Dád Egbert has officially been banned from Facebook. I can’t get him back without government ID.

This post will honor the man and the legend and live on in our hearts even as he no longer lives on on the internet.

RIP Dád Egbert. And may you and Johnjamin seek peace in the afterlife.

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I love you for doing this dad egbert was the only facebook profile that needed to exist

adios dad you will be missed

(Source: sageruto)

ask-thehooded:

allsoundsasscreed:

twerkingderp:

wtfml:

navi-the-xenocide:

mega-meister:

So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to all the music you’ve ever blogged.

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Oh my sweet baby Jesus.

The happiness I feel right now is amazing

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG IVE BEEN LOOKING AND WAITING FOR THIS GODDAMN POST TO COME BACK AND THIS TIME IM FUCKING REFERENCING IT

Just an FYI.

USE IT

(Source: pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle)

posted: 9 hours ago
| "heHuEheuahuehehe"

(Source: poseidonsass)