I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

(Source: happy-healthy-kitty)

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

notmikey:

cute couple commission thank you so much ;_;!!!!!!

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

apricockjam:

Then suddenly, ZOOP

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
preoprix:

I’m excited for that Hyrule Warriors game that was announced back in December… until I realized I don’t own a Wii U hahaha.
Also blue scarf Link is the best. @U@ <33333

http://tentacletherapissed.tumblr.com/post/83049088756/saucymerbabe-pardonmewhileipanic

saucymerbabe:

pardonmewhileipanic:

the-lost-time-lord:

forlork:

disney-pixars:

perpetualdreamings:

People who think Ariel only wanted to be human so she could get with Eric

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Fun fact: She sang “Part of That World” before she had so much as seen Eric. Eric…

eldrkevinprice:

if the broadway and theatre community dislikes bootlegs so much and don’t want people filming their shows they need to work on making theatre a more accessible form of media by filming shows professionally because you know they talk a lot about being a very open welcoming community but don’t do anything to make that community welcoming to people who can’t afford to see shows or people who live in rural areas and are literally unable to attend shows at all